Halloween 2012. I had been looking forward to last night for
quite a while. Not only did I finally get to attended the best Halloween block
party in Moline, but Dylan is now old enough that he can grasp the idea of
Halloween. Of course, that caused me a little trouble too! Let me rewind a bit…
The Moline Parks department had a Trick-or-Treating event at Prospect Park a couple weeks ago. So, my mom and I thought we’d take D for a practice run. This year, Dylan was Jake (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates). We can’t seem to escape Jake! We seem to tackle Jake once a year. Last year, it was his 1st birthday party, this year it was Halloween. It does really help that D is really cute when he says, “Ahoy mateys!”
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| It's Jake! Oh, I mean, Dylan! |
He was getting the hang of “Tick o Teat!” and “Tank you!” I
think it helped that Mommy ad Nonny seemed to know all the people giving away
candy – thank you, Music Guild. He did great and for the next couple weeks, we
talked about Halloween and how he was going to dress up as Jake again.
The night before Halloween, Dylan was getting ready for
bed at Pa & Nonny’s house (Mommy was lucky enough to be starting her
Halloween off with a bang by going to the Rocky Horror Picture Show with some
friends so D was having a sleepover - win/win for all!).
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| Monkey Pa |
Bob brought out his Halloween mask so
Dylan could start to get used to it. Side note: Bob has been the same thing for
Halloween for as long as I can remember. Some people (Like the May’s
granddaughter) call him “Monkey Man” and Dylan started to call him “Monkey Pa.”
We were a little worried that D would be scared of the mask, so we were trying
to get him acclimated and show him that it wasn't scary.
Nonny told him that she was going to be a witch. I, on
the other hand, hadn’t really planned on dressing up. But Dylan started listing
off Halloween costumes, “Din-in be a Jake, Pa be a monkey, Nonny be a witch,
and Mommy be... a bat!!” Ummm, what? Now
I have to be a bat? And Dylan was adamant about it! He said it about 8 more
times that night and 2 the next morning. So, now it was Halloween day and I, apparently,
had to scrounge up a bat costume.
I told a few of my friends about how I had to scramble to
get a last-minute costume. By the way, I have some really creative friends! I
got some great homemade bat ideas and two of them suggested I twist Dylan’s
idea and go as a baseball bat. My friends are awesome. I did think about
looking for a Batgirl costume, but that was quickly shut down. There is a lack
of non-slutty Batgirl costumes. Yes, I know that girls can make almost any
costume into an excuse to show some skin. But not only was it frickin’ cold out
there, but I was taking a 2-yr old trick-or-treating, spending the evening with
my parents and all their neighbors, and my husband is on the other side of the
planet…it was a no-go for the slut factor!
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| Just smile & nod and say I look like a bat. Please. |
I managed to find a reaper robe thing that I cut up into a
shirt (the arms looked a bit like wings) and bought a face mask. After I threw
the outfit together I came out of my room and asked Dylan, “Does Mommy look
like a bat?” His reply was a whispered, “Wowww! A bat!” I don’t really think I
looked like a bat, but if the kid bought it, I claim success.
After making the rounds to Dylan’s great-grandparents (yes,
we went to 3 homes in an hour and a half), we headed to my parents’ neighborhood.
I am sure that very few people are aware of this, but my parents’ turnaround is
the best place to be on Halloween! The neighborhood started this tradition a
few years back and I had been looking forward to finally being able to go. If you've been to my parents’ house, you know that they live on the last street in
the neighborhood and it has only one streetlight. Therefore, most parents will get to the top
of the street, look down towards the turnaround and think, “Nope! Not going
down there!” So after years of giving out candy to hardly any kids, everyone decided
to just throw a block party and make up for the lack of kids with lots of food
and adult beverages.
It doesn't hurt that my parents live next to the best
martini-maker I know, who happens to travel with a mobile bar! After a few
blocks of Trick-or-Treating I was more than ready to join the party!
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| The mobile work station for my favorite Martini Man |
I wasn't the only non-resident at the party. One of my
favorite girls came over to join the fun!
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| Ani & Erin |
And Uncle Mike & Aunt Liz made a repeat appearance.
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| Ani & Uncle Mike |
It was a great Halloween. The only downside is how cold it gets!
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| Construction worker D telling Aunt Liz about his sword |
But there was coffee
& Bailey’s and there was a firepit in the middle of the turnaround. But as I kept adding layers to both Dylan and myself, our costumes started to transform. Once I put Dylan’s orange Halloween hat on
from Meme Gisele, he started to look like a construction worker…with a sword.
And I ended up being a girl with lots of layers on wearing a black mask. Maybe
I should have gone with “sexy baseball bat?” Oh well, there’s always next year.
